I have a heavy beard growth and a hairy body. Bobby inherited my build and my metabolism so he's the slimmer version of me. I make regular visits to the gym so even at age 42 I'm in great shape if I do say so myself. We both have dark hair, almost black, and blue eyes.

What can I tell you about the two of us? We're similar in appearance, both around 6 feet tall. I'm sure he deserved a vacation after his life beforehand. He was taking a few months off and then intending to enroll in online classes. I had a spare bedroom and he moved right in. So, when he showed up at my door the day after graduating with all of his belongings, I was hardly surprised.

During the years Bobby lived with her their relationship deteriorated to the point that they barely acknowledged each other in the same room. Not to put too fine a point on it and with all bias intended, my ex-wife is a total cunt. His mother and I had divorced when he was 10 and even he, at the time, agreed that it was best he live with her. My son Bobby moved in with me as soon as he graduated from high school.